Memo To America

Romney is too elitist and too rich and Newt has too many sins and too many ex-wives.  How in the world are these pathetic republicans going to pick a candidate?  And let's stop all the hand wringing about the disparity between rich and poor.  The solution is easy.  Everyone who reported income of over half a million dollars in 2010 must give up half their net worth to form a national pool to be distributed pro rata among people who reported in 2010 income of less than $30,000.00.  This done, everyone will be back on an even playing field and both rich and poor can feel good about themselves, especially the rich, at this holiday season.  Remember that Jesus said to the disciple who wanted to know how he could be saved, "take all that thou hast and give it to the poor and come and follow me."  Merry Christmas.  I reserve the right to announce my candidacy afer New Year's.  And thankfully, I've got better hair than Donald Trump.