Friday, December 2, 2011

Ant Hill Politics

The current republican nominee field looks like an ant hill that got kicked by the Tea Party. This year's party richly deserves the 50 year achievement award. This is the biggest republican fiasco since Goldwater ran against Johnson in 1964. For a quick rundown, Herman Cain has more concubines than the illustrious King David of old. Newt is the Grinch who stole Christmas. Bachman makes me long for Sarah Palin. Huntsman is one too many Mormon. Perry has decorated his Christmas tree with Mexican illegals. Paul is our 21st century Harold Stassen. Romney has the best smile and the best hair. He's on the cover of Time magazine with an unflattering article about why republican conservatives don't like him. It's high time for a young, good looking real conservative like senator Marco Rubio of Florida to rise to the top of all this republican sour milk. Rubio has wisely kept a low profile and would prove very appealing to republican conservative primary voters. Rubio is smart and genuinely conservative. Happily, he is not given to getting his tongue stuck under the chair wheel of whatever left leading TV anchor or newspaper pundit is interviewing him.

Memo to Marco: It's time you give this a shot. Republicans who get their news from Glen Beck and Rush Limbaugh and think the John Burch Society is a church have crippled the rest of the field into a gurgling mass of war horse droppings.

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