Holiday Greeting to Iowa Republicans

Oh come, all ye faithful conservatives,  playing kissy-face with a bunch of primary contenders who have absolutely no chance of beating Barack Obama.  Think of him as Brer Rabbit and you just threw him into the briar patch.  The guffaws from The White House are already echoing across the Potomac.   This election is going to be about the economy, people.  You will have a decent shot at the White House with Mitt Romney, but no chance at all with clowns like Newt Gingrich, Rick Perry and Ron Paul.  I have no idea what it will take for you to wise up.  Probably you won't and we will have four more years of Obama  and likely that will not be so bad.  But shame on you  for screwing up your shot at the White House with nutty social issues that matter little in the context of what our country is facing.  Merry Christmas.