Thursday, May 28, 2015

Political Landscape

After a lengthy absence, the Republican Presidential spectacle has driven me back to my Political Pringles Blog.

Most of you have seen the circus trick of a small car being driven into the ring followed by a dozen clowns emerging from the tiny car. This is a great metaphor for the Republican presidential candidates.

Memo to the Republican candidates:
It is high time that you clowns began talking about what you are for. You're headed to oblivion opposing marriage equality, immigration reform and equal pay for women. Whether you like Hillary or not, she is open about what she is for. She is for affordable health care. She is for immigration reform. She is for marriage equality. She is for equal pay for equal work for women. She is for increasing the minimum wage. She is pro choice. Unless Republicans start hitting some positive notes you will be consigned to the company of nattering nabobs of negativism and not a single one of you will have the slightest chance of being President.