Singing In The Rain

Both President Obama and Governor Romney are awful singers beyond tears.  In the case of the President, he was mercifully short.  Governor Romney did a whole song.  The dog started acting like a wolf howling at the moon.  The parakeet fainted and fell off it's perch.  We had to give the poor bird pecker to pecker resuscitation.  For the sake of the Republic and our beloved pets, all campaigners must resist any temptation to sing.  Pound your chest, cover up your sexual picadillos, wildly exaggerate your accomplishments, squander millions flacking your virtues and tickling your egos.  But no more singing.