Crap-out Club

Hearty congratulations to Michele Bachman as she becomes the latest member of the "crap-out" club.  Spray your TV set with a little room deoderizer and you'll hardly know she's gone.  She's in good company with Herman Cain, who was the first to "crap out."  Sarah Palin and Donald Trump are honorary members only,  since they never "crapped in."  They chose the road more traveled and "cashed in" instead.  The "crap-out" club will soon include Rick Perry, Jon Huntsman and Newt Gingrich, Ron Paul and Rick Santorum, leaving Mitt Romney standing triumphantly atop the swirling bowl.  Huntsman and Paul will exit after New Hampshire.  Gingrich and Santorum may hang desperately on through South Carolina before they stop tilting at Romney's mill.  Meanwhile, all of us get to enjoy thousands of hours of CNN boredome as this shabby little drama works its way to a very inevitable conclusion.  White House advisors have laid in a big supply of buttered popcorn, RC's and moon pies but still can't stay awake through this predictable soap opera.