Goodbye, Herman Cain

Dear Herman,

We are sorry to see you go but it looks like your snake is cooked.  However, you are entitled to our gratitude for all the comic relief you have provided.  First it was 9-9-9.  Then it was the electrocution fence for the Mexican border.  And now we have you as Don Juan deBozo.  But if you were half as good at seduction as you are at flapping your trap, these poor women would not be complaining.

So long.  We sure are going to miss the laughs.