Note to Republican Senators And Congressmen Boycotting The President's Speech Tonight:

You sorry jackasses apparently think you were elected to high office to behave like a bunch of alley cats in a small cage. You are an angry pimple on the face of the body politic and come November 2012, we will lance your putrid asses into the toilet bowl. Your only chance is to grow up and adopt a behavior standard at least equivalent to high school seniors. For specifics on how this might be done, keep checking this blog and post requests for instructions on civil political behavior designed to help you clowns actually adopt legislation.